FAMOUS BLACKS:TOOKIE WILLIAMS

I am launching my new "Famous Minorities" section by highlighting the career of probably one of the most recent and emulated in Kansas City black icons in African-American history to date. Tookie Williams . I am highlighting Tookie in the aftermath of a verbal escapade aimed towards one particular current minority leader wanna-be in Kansas City who seems to get an enormous amount of free press without necessarily calling the black community to task for anything. That is the extent of Alonzo's free press on this blogsite for the moment anyway because Alonzo is not the point in this post. We are talking here about famous minorities who are being emulated in Kansas City by a large portion of the african american population. Alonzo is neither famous, nor being emulated, for that matter even being listened to by anyone anymore because he always slaps the race card down first and it's kind of like watching an old George Formean fight where it's been ran to death and we know the outcome because we've been there and done that. Anyway.

Last night I was surfing through the cable channels and a "Girls Gone Wild" infomercial was airing during commercial break on BET or one of the minority stations in which they were airing a special on Stanley "Tookie" Williams. In my comment to the big "A" on local blogsite I sent an invitation to him to utilize his position in the community to inspire young blacks to abandon cultural practices continuously placing young brothers in the negative spotlight. So, I was watching this special (even though the big "A" is boycotting BET) and recognized almost instantly that Tookie seemed to be inspired to do absolutely nothing right in his life by anyone near him although this special indicated all these former Crip gang members blamed society for the way they turned out. What a crock of shiite! These guys (after coming from an impoverished background and upbringing) decided to utilize any means possible to exploit their communities, enslave or encourage young brothers to continue in a gang lifestyle, and all so he could fuel an insatiable desire to be "the man", whatever that means. He even had a brief stint at show business on the "Gong Show" dancing and flexing his muscles (kind of like the big "A" does in Kansas City) with a couple "ho's" by his side. In short, Tookie Williams was not interested in aiding the black man to become "all that you can be" and neither is the big "A" in Kansas City.

So Tookie, as everyone called him, lead a double sort of life where he fluctuated between the leader of the "Crips" and working at a disadvantaged youth home in which he inspired many young blacks to join his gang although apparently never did so while at work. These youth homes were filling up with young gangmembers who reportedly listened real well to Tookie. It's probably because he killed the ones who didn't. Not actually at work, but rather, in his spare time. Those close to him indicated he was smoking sherm and this ate up his brain as time went on. I don't know, I just report what I watched. Tookie and his followers would sometimes stomp people to the ground, intimidate them, rob them, and basically act like subhumans and nobody in the black community seemed to step forward to put a halt to this in the absence of police protection, city services, etc. in South Central L.A. during 70's and early 80's.

In my opinion, much of Kansas City's minority community has followed in the footsteps of Tookie, and much like Tookie, they lack the necessary support and leadership in the community (not to mention lack of police protection, city services, etc) to rise above this. The most these young brothers could hope for is to kill or be killed, at the hands of another young brother, and to do so in the absence of anyone who really gives a shit (Police, city, black community, etc). Lets face it, a few women marching to "Stop the Killing" and an occasional self-seeking big "A" is not working. Please minority leaders, don't just vote for Cleaver and think this is the answer because he is now in Washington and cares nothing about anything in Kansas City beyond the few pet projects he jammed through, which are mostly currently failing. If you'd like to rise above these issues a good place to start would be for someone in the black community to step forward and offer something besides "whitey does it to us". Thats an old played out song that nearly everyone is tired of hearing. Please.....do something, young brothers are already bragging they are trying to break last years homicide record to maintain "killa city" status. If Rosa Parks would have known what was in store she would have stood her ass back up. At this point, in Kansas City, young brothers are doing it to themselves and taking the entire black community with them. Somebody has to say it. The best plan the city can offer is to tear out sections of the city (driving gang activity elsewhere) while slamming projects down the throats of taxpayers meant to eradicate blight.

HIP CRITIC FOR MAYOR 2007

Ha ha...just kidding. I do have 618 signatures for at-large council member though. The 5 year resident requirement disqualifies me for mayoral candidate. Kansas City is ripe for change. I've always said I did not have the desire to be a politician although I am more than qualified. We'll see what happens. My checklist indicates:

(1)resident of city for more than 2 years.
(2)Paid city and county taxes for 2 years preceding election.
(3)age 25 or older.
(4)Qualified voter of city
(5)Have not been convicted, nor plead guilty to felony (see #4)
(6)All 618 signatures are of qualified voters as well.

I will file my intent with election board after January 1, 2007. Wish me luck.

I'll leave you with this quote:

"If residents are to have any impact on their surroundings, they need to develop a plan for it's future, rather than trusting their interests will be taken into account and protected by those various large decision makers. If residents wish to be empowered, they need to act in a systematic fashion that characterizes planning"-(anonymous)

PISSING OFF WHITEY!

Apparently, some Somolians have moved into the area known as Pendleton Heights and live in NortheastView Apartments on Wabash or corrupt the surrounding area. Northeast View Apartments also have a property at 508 Benton Blvd in lovely Scary-Renta District. They have a crew that lives there now that just blankets this area with anything you don't want around. I find it surprising KCPD Drug Enforcement even has time (guns for drugs trade) for this although because you have a bunch of fat rich bitches over there who suck the jizm of a local cop to, at the very minimum, receive treatment far superior to say, Scary-Renta District it's a possibility. I will say that Section 8 plays a large role in what transpires there (illegal drug activity, fraud, assaults, murders, and more). Good luck, we have been dealing with 508 Benton for over 2 years and they still keep going. Anyway, not the point.

The point is that after researching Pendleton Heights Neighborhood Association website I noticed the Hip Critic News Team (partially)received some free press. After several months of trying to track down the HIP CRITIC, for purposes of harrassment I'm sure, they have publically discussed our fearless leader (full name and location) at Board Meetings and has opened the Critic's world up to possible physical harm, further harassment, and additional emotional distress. It's ok by him. He says the fat bitches (also known as Michael Bushnell and Co.) have more to hide than he does and has set out on a path (since he can't afford a U-Haul to move) to really heat things up around here. Ready? Here it goes.

First off, you rich ass punks just stop short of calling all these Somolians niggers at most of your meetings and you cant hide the fact that you want no blacks in your neighborhood. The church at Wabash and Independence has mostly become blacks and several members (with big bucks and trusts set up for church) have abandoned the Church because it now has a Black Pastor and black attendees. These very wealthy individuals no longer support this church through generous donations which hitherto funded a great deal of upgrades.

Secondly, if you have a problem with all the illegal aliens (as indicated in monthly meetings and published minutes) there are other ways to get them to leave rather than intimidation through your local cop. For instance, Pendleton Heights very own "McGruff" Bobbie Baker Hughes could abandon Don Bosco since they are the ones largely responsible for all these illegals anyway and a host of other less than taseful delicacies they provide for our neighborhood. A day doesn't go by where several illegal families are given services from Don Bosco in which allows them to stay in Northeast Kansas City. In other words; rent vouchers, food, education, daycare, etc are all provided by Don Bosco. If this wasn't so, you would see these folks migrate back to their original location. You could also rub elbows with Bushnell and get him to quit catering to the hispanics through his Bi-lingual Periodico.

Thirdly, if you want a gated community and pristine lots which nobody drives through, visits, stands around, etc you could always move to some pricey condo near the Plaza where you would only have to look out the windows at birds and clouds (thats where your heads are at anyway, when there not in your asses); possibly an occasional Navy Blue Angel during airshow. You could also move to JoCo where ya' all would fit right in. Seriously. You could talk people into just about anything over there. Take the fucking slimeball Chiefs with you and let them suck up some of JoCo's welfare of the corporate variety.

Fourthly, why does it bother you so much that a few black folks leave the local (Somali) store and throw a few wrappers on the ground? Pick them up. You don't have to try to shut their business down, intimidate them with your local cop, or look at them funny. For shallow folks, you dig very deeply in attempts to remove those around you that you feel threatened in some small way by. If I were the Somali's I would hook you up with some tainted Goats meat for your next meeting and if I were you people I would eat it. Besides, Michael Bushnell throws the majority of the trash around this end of town. It looks far worse than any wrappers or shipping slips. Why do you make no mention of the trash Michael Bushnell throws around (i.e. Northeast News) and leaves for weeks at a time until each block individually removes it themselves? Probbaly because he helps you to disseminate your agenda through his assclown press.

Fifthly, the Fall Festival was far from a success from a neighborhood perspective. As you already know the fucking place was trashed and will probably NEVER (get it, NEVER) be allowed in it's current location. You can spam all the complaints you want to whomever you can think of. I am fairly confident the Fall Festival will be in another location. I will not even go into the "Green" theme and how much money someone made off this event by acting as if they really cared about the environment, talked a few people into wearing blue "Recycle" shirts, and received a check for caring about our community so much. You all are a fraud.

Lastly, somebody sure is making a killing off of scrap metal and stolen air conditioners around here. Maybe McGruff could track it down since she's deeply embedded in the buying and selling of precious metals and for profits sake dabbles in the recyclers world.

You people really think your shit don't stink but fail to realize it's your farts that give you away. Have a good day.

A VIEW FROM THE TOP!

It's been awhile since I've written anything to anyone, about anyone, for anyone; and I feel better as a result of this. I've been on vacation. Let me just bring you up to speed. Kansas City, Missouri is still one of the nastiest places to live in the known universe; whether you're solo or just recently snuck across the border with your entire family tree in search of what most hispanics have come to refer to as the "American Dream".

If this is the "American Dream"; for thousands of illegal hispanics to daily risk their lives crossing the border to drain our social welfare systems, setting up money laundering schemes disguised as a Taco Mobile or Automobile service centers, overcrowding our schools, failing to properly license vehicles, littering our streets with garbage and loudass tasteless circus sounding music, ultimately defrauding anyone and everyone in their way, then it surely must be the "American Nightmare" for the citizens of the United States who subsidize this. There is no other way to put it: ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION (hundreds or thousands daily to Kansas City alone) is not a positive source of inspiration for everyone, nor is it my greatest concern today.

My concern today is Northeast Kansas City's very own local piece of crap newspaper whose publisher is also the fat bitch in charge of the Neighborhood Association. He has severely twisted ideas of reality and continues to print CRAZY shit. I mean crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, fucking shit. Hopefully, he will use his brain and figure out he is not serving (1) The readers of the Northeast News, (2) Scarritt-Rennasaince Neighborhood , or (3) anyone else by being (a)
Publisher of Northeast News, while simultaneously being (b)President of Scarritt-Rennasaince Neighborhood Association. He is serving his own interests and he knows it. So, here goes my appeal.

Please Mr. Bushnell.........resign from the Neighborhood Association or else you will be forced to. I am currently gathering signatures to submit to the Neighborhood Association meeting next month demanding your resignation. Attendance at these meetings do not continue to grow because people do not feel adequately represented by the President of the the Neighborhood Association who just happens to publish his own newspaper too. Your bias is becoming unbearable and inappropriate. I am referring to your latest November 8, 2006 "Good Things in The Northeast" picture in which they showed a building being torn down at Independence and Benton Blvd. By the way, it is never a good thing to tear down a building without the owners knowledge. The owner of the building lives in San Francisco and had no prior knowledge of demolition of his property. As a person, you seem nice enough. As a businessman, you are a piece of crap. We can live with you and your incessant littering, to make news possible in the area, although your loose associations (indicated by your local links option on website)
bear resemblance to an "oldschool" organized criminal enterprise, although much less organized and easily spotted. By the way, do you even know anyone who is NOT associated with some fucking criminally ran although legally protected 501(c)3 organization currently trying to rape the asses of Northeast Kansas City Residents through economic development?

It is not appropriate that your professional agenda lends itself to believing its ok to tear down buildings (and push this agenda through your newspaper) while aggressively pursuing nuisance code violations and a host of other crafty ways to steal personal property from individuals through "eminent domain" and pass these properties on to ONE, as President of the Neighborhood Association. Also, why would Old Northeast pursue code violations against Colonial Village as indicated in Northeast News? This seems rather improper. In other words this is wrong. Did I say, this is wrong?If you will not step down for the neighborhood's sake then you will be forced. It will take alot longer, but then you risk making yourself look like a bigger asshole than you have already. You have a handful of friends (less than 20) at the monthly meetings while I have approached literally HUNDREDS of people (people who actually live here, own properties, and businesses) who are ready to laugh you and your privileged friends out of the neighborhood. You are aware that people actually live here who could give shit less about you, your newspaper, or your friends?

You can try to discredit me by saying I am a former drug dealer, user, robber, criminal, or whatever else you can muster up with the help of your friends at East Patrol and even bring some harassment my way (as if you haven't already!) via Codes Enforcement, Animal Control, Environmental Services, or a host of other bitches (officials) being paid by taxpayer dollars. I have served my time for being a bad boy. I am currently doing research on all the committees you and your friends have been on, formed, etc in an attempt to forcefeed Northeast Kansas City Michael Bushnell and Co's personal agendas through the NortheastNews and Scarritt-Rennasaince Neighborhood Association. Have a good day.

THE KC CLAP?

Currently, there's so much anger and hostility in Society and some folks find Constititutionally protected ways to express themselves in their music. Kansas City has it's own rap artists and one local has recently finished a future hit.

(T)AXXED (I)NDUCED (F)UCKINGS?

TIFS are projects which tax future generations and grease the palms of local officials, while simultaneously rewarding certain priveleged developers who dream these ideas up with the help of crafty and criminally minded politicians, locally and otherwise. There are a shitload of them happening right now in Kansas City. I will eloquently re-visit this topic in the very near future although I will say other cities are having very poor results from TIFS (years after the fact!). This is a relatively new financing technique to hit this area because without accreditted schools around here our sheeple learn slower although continue to speak faster to try and deter you from the real meaning of the shit being spewed. By the way, not a craftier way exists which keeps people down more than an unacreditted school system. Shame on you fat bitches for totally skewing the meaning of public education. FUCKING LOSERS!

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WHAT SHOULD JOHNNY DO?

Let me give you some background on Johnny. Johnny used to be a very mean bastard and didn't care what people thought of him. He cares even less now that he's not doing anything wrong, but thats not the point.

The point is this: Johnny called today and was in a frenzy. He recently (2 or so years?) moved to a city in Utah and immediately found himself in trouble. Well, not really trouble, just being harassed after being overly critical of his newfound hometown. When I say harassed, it seems Johnny has been really harassed. It seems that local officials in his hometown (pop.900 or something) are really tight and grease each others palms, kinda like they would in a larger city, although on a much smaller scale. Hell, I dunno, I just feel what Johnny's saying because I realize that shit goes on, but what do you do? It's all part of being a sheeple in the U.S. anymore. I told Johnny to just keep telling the truth even if it means being harassed by Police, etc.

He said, no Hip (he calls me Hip and Johnny knows Hip), you don't understand. It's the Police. It seems after having a few disagreements with the petty bullshit theft rings in this small town and a few dope dealers and things (he actually turned people in and thats not Johnny's style) they all organized against him and called his local Police Department and filed false reports (drug activity, etc) of Johnny being back to his same old games. I guess he pissed a few City Council folks off too. He would ask them questions they had no answers for I guess? He thinks they may have sent the Police. You see, Johnny fled from authorities in Colorado (upon good legal advice) while being on probation. He says there wasn't shit they could do because it was some misdemeanor stuff and he paid his "dues" by ways of restitution, so no real indictable offense occurred. Johnny said, I paid my shit man. Fortunately, for Johnny anyway, he has good counsel.

Anyway, the Police evidently stormed his doors, searched his whole house, and found absolutely nothing. His attorney says he has a great case (probably millions!). The real problem lies in the fact that he's a relatively new Christian and his Pastor says he should forgive the locals for they are blindly following what they "feel" to be right, in the absence of compelling truth. Thats a very inciteful pastor, although an even better attorney.

HALLOWEEN IN NORTHEAST KC!

I spotted free candy although very few "kids" with masks actually walking the streets after dark. I did notice some women dressed as prostitutes walking on Independence Avenue. They weren't carrying trick-or-treat bags or anything. *scratches head and looks at the "Publish Post" button* *click*