Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Dogs: Insurance Companies Best Friend?



Insurance, insurance, and more insurance. No big secret who runs shit these days; Insurance companies. I'd be prouder of a sister who was a prostitute on the Avenue than a brother who was an insurane agent. Ah, the art of picking your pocket through legislation. What a fucking (t)ripoff. North Kansas City is considering an ordinance that says ALL dogowners must have $100,000 liability insurance. I'm only jumping on the bandwagon because you know how I have love for dogs; being one myself.

I'd personally like to make it mandatory that all parents should have a $500,000 insurance policy for kids. They break windows. They break down fences. They shoot kids at schools. They throw shit at cars when people drive by. They loiter and discard trash everywhere; thereby lowering property values. Maybe its a good thing if everyone has $100,000 liability for dogs? I just think this would put pet ownership in the hands of the mostly wealthy. How about handicapped people? After all, the integrity and character of a great nation is measured by how we treat the less fortunate and disadvantaged classes of people. Many people (who are potential responsible dog owners) could afford a dog (or companion, as I like to call it) IF they were not disadvantaged by high insurance premiums.

This is NOT what our founding fathers had planned for our great nation. Maybe I'll move to Mexico. I am TOTALLY embarrassed to be an American. What a fucking sell-out our politicians are. We've created the very same government we claimed independence from.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Democrats 2007-08 Plan For America

No plan is worse than a very poor plan (READ: Very Poor Plan=BushBashing). The Hip Critic predictions for the 2008 Presidential victor will be the following: Any Republican. Here's why. Democrats will continue throughout 07-08 Bush bashing (READ: In the absence of ANY plan for America). In the meantime, Bush will (READ: without the support of anyone) take care of this little deal in Iraq, somehow pull Bin Laden out of a cave somewhere, and totally surprise America with an illegal immigrant roundup unfathomable. This will restore faith in our current President, restore hope in the majority of American Citizens (with very little consideration for what those who are not think), and seal a victory for nearly anyone running Republican 2008. I'm out.

Amnesty for Pitbulls, Not Illegals.

How dare someone try to ban pitbulls from a park illegal immigrants are welcome at. My dog is documented, nuts cropped, and he's here to stay. Unlike undocumented immigrants, Pitbulls are now welcome at parks in Johnson County.

Illegal Immigrant Assaults Federal Officer

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

HIP CRITIC'S BABY MAMA AWARDS



Your baby will never be the same after being born in Kansas City. The city got an "F" grade in areas like birthing options, safety and child care.

500 Block Bellefontaine Revisited

2 more suspects were arrested for trespassing at 535 Bellefontaine around 9:00pm this evening. They allegedly kicked a door in to keep warm. they were detained a short time later without the suspects trying to run the cops over like yesterday. The suspects were also arrested for outstanding warrants.

311 and Noise Ordinances

Even though I DO NOT believe it will help I've contacted 311 City Action and have made a formal complaint (READ: for 2nd or 3rd time) concerning the Indepepndence and Benton KFC and its lack of social responsibility towards the immediate residential area bordering its property. Quite simply, they refuse to observe ordinances and the city refuses to hold them accountable. The complaints are as follows:

(1) Deliveries during quiet time. (READ: Quiet time is the time protected by code for the rest of persons in the general vicinity). The deliveries are on Saturday a.m between 4-6am and Tuesday Mornings same time. Every week.

(2)Incredible Fucking Hissing Machine. (READ: Once weekly this machine hooks up to the side of the building and a big HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS screams out for like 15 minutes). I have no idea what this is although it wakes me up, usually on Wednesdays between 6-7 am.

(3) Drive thru speaker needs turned off during non-business hours. (READ: Every time a car drives thru KFC parking alot, approximately 20x during non-business hours the speaker blurts out "WELCOME TO KFC OUR HOURS ARE 10am-9pm" or whatever). It sounds like the SWAT team outside my house each time someone drives thru.

Thats all. Honestly, the calltaker said nothing would probably be done. I have a confirmation number and I plan to follow it thru. Basically, we have no times during evening hours after the business closes to have peaceful enjoyment. Never. At least 5 nights out of 7 we are totally at the mercy of KFC. Fuck KFC. Thats what I say.

6 Suspected Illegals Molest Teenagers

Northeast KC and Deliveries Before 7AM


We all agree KFC on Independence Avenue needs chicken deliveries. We had a problem last summer and the asshole was back yesterday morning around 5 a.m. An ordinance exists stating that deliveries to commercial establishments bordering residential neighborhoods cannot be made before 7am. I calmly explained that religious beliefs prevented me from choking the shit out of him. He played stupid about the ordinance and said he'll do something different next time. See, we can all get along. Now, I just need to corner the guy from Deffenbaugh who picks up trash at 4 a.m. twice a week at 528 Benton and the weekly hissing machine at KFC early a.m. I can at least have one day of rest weekly if what this driver tells me is true. Small victories. I still think it would be easier if we lived in a city where the ordinances were enforced by those responsible to do such. Instead, they spend time writing shitty letters to people about chipping paint. When's the last time your sleep was interrupted by a falling paint chip? Or a torn screen? What a fucking joke.

Another Mexican Trafficking Meth



An unsuspecting mexican drug dealer (probably illegal) delivered a pound of "ice" to an address where a suspect was being detained for a computer theft. Another mexican doing jobs Americans won't.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

NE Kansas City: 500 Block Bellefontaine



Officer nearly ran over by fleeing suspects after wrestling one crackhead to the ground. See video footage of chase across 4 counties. FYI: the murder suspect from 9th and Chestnut may be holed up inside this complex.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Poor People and Mark Forsythe

Mark Forsythe made his intentions clear concerning monies for disadvantaged or at risk individuals in Kansas City. He even concocted a little Jeopardy skit to reflect his beliefs. In reality, Mark Forsythe fails to commit himself to plans which lend itself to funding for disadvantaged peoples in Kansas City. Claiming to be a numbers man Mr. Forsythe fails to address the actual percentage of Kansas City's fiscal budget (READ: Very low percentages) that reach the low income, homeless, and disadvantaged population in Kansas City. After being encouraged on his website to address the actual numbers in percentages he removed my post. He even goes so far as to say "they wanted me to tell them I would provide more funds for more police. More funds for indigent health care. Mo money, mo money, mo money! The problem is, I'm the finance guy". The real problem is you're insensitive to the current affairs affecting the majority of Kansas Citians, Mark. For real. I hope the poor people of Kansas City mob you on your campaign walk. If you're a numbers man, tell me how many fingers I'm holding up.

Killer Cults in Klansas City?


Family Outraged About Two Deaths while city council remains quiet about more than a hundred last year.

For My Olive-Skinned Friends


If your complexion is slightly beige with yellow undertones and you look good in warm colours like yellow, orange, olive green, and warm brown, chances are you have olive skin.

Friday, January 19, 2007

If You Haven't Done So Already!?

Sec. 64-246. Removal of ice or snow.

It shall be the duty of all persons owning or occupying any real property, fronting upon any street, boulevard or highway, to remove from the sidewalks in front or alongside of such property all ice and snow within a reasonable time after cessation of a storm depositing such ice or snow. The provisions of chapter 62, article III, pertaining to littering, and penalties for violations thereof, shall be applicable to violations of this section.

Cross references: Littering, 62-81 et seq.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Tribute: Martin Luther King Jr.

I often wonder what Martin would think of whats crackin' these days in the hood.

Northeast Mayoral Forum

Late as always with the News: The Northeast Mayoral Forum on Thursday evening was a huge success, considering we're accustomed to seeing 2 or 3 people show up for events around here. We probably had around 200-300 people although I didn't actually count. I know we had 11 mayoral hopefuls sitting at the front of the room. Mostly full of crap. Funkhouser seemed the most intelligent although Stan Glazer receives the Hip Critic Public Speaking Award. He spoke clearly, legibly, and used words most people can understand. I thoroughly enjoyed Katheryn Shields' "we'll just take houses from people and give them to CDC's for redevelopment" response to urban blight. I attempted to link to her site although it is currently not available.

Alvin "I'm totally comfortable with the process" Brooks reminds me of the perfect reason Kansas Citians should NEVER consider electing a current member of council for Mayor. He stops just short of saying downtown IS Kansas City; everytime he speaks. No great mystery surrounds what Alvin would do if he were mayor (READ: Continue downtown revitalization to the demise of the entire rest of the city).

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Identity Theft and CrimeKC

A recent poster on TKC attributed some rude comments to the Hip and police were summoned (6-8) to my neighborhood looking for this "Jim" guy. After having realized they should be doing something else, PD accosted an african american male and tossed him into the van for transport while the subject was saying "I didn't do anything". Surely. Naw. I hope they weren't just picking on someone because they realized this case was friv-O-lous, especially when the comment was posted anonymously although had revealing information. I just wonder how PD can justify utilizing manpower to apprehend someone who didn't even make the comments while people are shot , robbed, or stabbed in Kansas City nearly every day. What a tragedy.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Breaking News: KCPD "Gone Wild"

KCPD Seargent Jack Henry.......BUSTED for DUI! The only other addition to this story that could make it more interesting would be if he were stopped at a DUI CzeckPoint, while driving his Police cruiser home.

What is Urban Blight REALLY?

Went to the neighborhood meeting last night. They discussed the "Urban Renewal Plan" and LISC stuff for Scarritt District via a translator (from binary code to simple english) from Planning and Zoning and some goofball looking dude from LISC (READ: what the hell was he there for?). Now I know how people feel when I talk endlessly about things nobody really cares about. This portion of the meeting obviously had nothing to do with me although I had a few questions to ask for clarification purposes. I'm still not certain they really know what blight is. It also sounds like this new TIF Aldi on the Paseo will sell more alcohol to the Northeast residents when they start pimpin' though.

Talked to the cops there. C-Star propoganda. They seemed nice but they had the "I feel your pain look" along with a "good luck". Sounds like Shoal Creek drained all the Divisions on this side of the River (no shit!). Gave a fairly accurate although sensored version of what really goes on here in the form of a neighborhood report. Put a jacket on a pair of juveniles for all the graffitti although quickly admitted there are probably others when questioned. It may satisfy the little old women and people who haven't left their houses in years. Those of us on the front lines (walking everyday around here) know better. The thefts are an indicator of deeper drug problems in the area by the way.

Witnessed another theft before the meeting tonight although when I told them to put the wood back, they did. Said they thought it was trash (READ; Brand new 2x4's). Found out where they drove to. Cops went by there. Big ass house. Probably full of all the items mined in recent copper thefts in Northeast Kansas City. Northeast corner of Gladstone and Thompson. Little white Toyota pickup (black topper shell) with North Carolina plates. Dumb and Dumber look- alikes. One male. One female. Went by there tonight and every light in the house was on. Looked like they were remodeling. Wierd people. I'll know for sure they're on meth when they board all the windows up because they scrapped the foil.

There was a very large crowd for a change although everyone wanted to make sure this plan wasn't raining on anyones parade and thats why they came. So, much emphasis was placed on property values and such as indicated by the questions from the Bed and Breakfast Groups of Northeast Klansas City. Old woman next to me kept nudging me with "whats section 8"? I still think more people would move here if they weren't bombarded by homeless people, robbed, solicited sex, or have their car stolen while it's warming up in the driveway. Never stood up and said it though. I'm really looking forward to this Thursday nights Northeast Mayoral Candidates Forum" at Melrose United Methodist Church on Windsor and Bales. Thank you Scarritt for bringing this to our area. I just hope people show up and not just throw rocks at their cars.

Monday, January 08, 2007

2007: The Hood Revisited

Sunday, January 07, 2007

My fans are the greatest in KC



Dear Hip,

I was reading TKC and came across Sophia Wharton diddy I'd like to comment on. I would like to have 15 minutes with that girl if Tony could arrange it. I'd snap her thong back in place until she dropped it entirely, ran out to my Escalade on 22's, and started squealing like a pig. I think of her often and think of an old Juvenile song "back that ass up". My girl thinks I'm crazy for even reading this shit. She'd kill me if she knew what I was thinking right now. I can barely look her in the eye and I can no longer act like I'm watching the Chiefs'cuz the bitches toatally choked in Indy yesterday. I can hardly wait to see KCTV5's news anymore. I get up early to watch it, hoping to steal a glimpse of that beautiful broad, knowing full well she'd bust a gasket if ol' Richard gotta hold of her. She gets me harder than chinese arithmetic. Gotta go, my girls back from the store.

Sincerely,

Richard


Saturday, January 06, 2007

NOW....SHUT UP!

Chiefs suck.
The games over.
The Colts won.
The score was 23-8.

Northeast KC and "Urban Miners"

I am so sick of people stealing copper around here. Last night I was talking on the phone with a Midtown couple (very good people) who are trying to purchase a house in the Scarritt District of Northeast Kansas City. After having viewed my blogsite, the wife contacted me via email encouraging me to expand on the "good" things about Northeast Kansas City. After calm, thoughtful reflection induced by sedation, I was able to compile a list of what is good about this particular neighborhood. You have to look very hard although good things do exist around here. Not the point of this post though.

As the conversation turned to their recent visit the wife (on speaker phone) stated that somebody had broken into the house and stole numerous items such as an irreplacable chandelier, motor from sauna, water meter(?), blah blah blah. Anyway, this was after having visited the last time and the AC unit was ripped from its location, dismantled, destroyed, and carted off for scrap (apparently). In and of themselves, these items are worthless. In short, they did several thousands of dollars worth of damage to cart off at moderate estimates, maybe $100.00 worth of scrap metal. Thats not even what pisses me off.

During this conversation I received a second call. The neighbor called me (because I guess they are tired of being talked down to by cops around here) and told me to hurry outside. While still speaking with the Midtown couple I ran downstairs to find a pair of suspects (no race indicators) who were quickly loading the AC unit from the Hispanic church at Indy and Benton into the trunk of a white 80's model Chrysler New Yorker with gold trim package. There were actually 4 suspects, 2 of which jumped into car and sped off, 2 of which tore off in opposite directions. Unfortunately, because we have no forms of enforcement around here (unless it's PD harassing my girlfriend leaving with no front plate on her vehicle from my house), the vehicle had no clear or visible tag number. The plate was there but was not legible. These asswipes used a cordless reciprocating saw to cut the steel cage from around the unit and then cut the unit itself from the building. The sad part is that they will only enjoy the profits of $25- 30 split four ways.

Anyway, the blessing in all of this was that the woman I was speaking to called the Police as soon as I hung up. Police arrived quickly. The only person the Police were able to track was the subject who fled on foot southbound Benton Blvd. He was sitting on the porch near 9th and Benton (big white dilapitated structure with boarded windows) smoking something. White car sitting outside minus the AC unit. Apparently, he pissed the cops off although they were not able to pin anything on him. Thank you for your efforts East Patrol.

In ending: if these people continue to steal in the immediate neighborhood surrounding my house they WILL get caught. We catch people around here. Not always. Enjoy your freedom while you can. Also, pray to God the Police catch you next time instead of one of those sweaty mexicans next summer. They were pissed too. I couldn't quite understand what they were saying today over there, but it didn't sound good.

Friday, January 05, 2007

DOING JOBS AMERICANS WONT?

LSAT and GPA's

Do you want to know whether you have a good attorney or not? Ask them where they went to lawschool. If they decided after finishing lawschool not to practice law that means they are even smarter than their LSAT and GPA indicates. If you're thinking about attending lawschool after receiving your Bachelors degree see where you fit in.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

UPDATE: COMBAT COMMISSION

Will Royster's appointment has been rejected as was indicated could possibly happen in the Northeast News. The Northeast News appropriately stated that "the Jackson County Legislature has until the end of this week to disapprove of the latest appointee to serve on the county’s COMBAT Commission". I have no current information regarding why this appointment was cancelled although if I had to guess it was either (1) a zealous former prosecutor/funeral parlor looking guy, (2) a pissed off Italian that ol' Johnny Boy JJ jitterbug wasn't appointed, or (3) appointment was made by Katheryn "I dont care if you indict me or not because I'm gonna be your mayor" Shields. You know how Italians get. Bacia Me, I'm Italian.

Dear John Letter

Dear John--

I am a Historic Northeast Kansas City resident and would not thinking of casting my vote for you. If you would like to know the reasons why, visit Welcome to Northeast Kansas City Website. This is your district and you should be ashamed to even show your face around here. I suggest you open your eyes.

Respectfully submitted,
Xxx XxXxxxx
Historic Northeast Kansas City Resident
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This is an email I sent to Representative John Burnett during the last election cycle. Now he's announced his intentions to run for Jackson County Prosecutor. Update: John Burnett has made the final cut. Will Northeast Kansas City have a voice downtown? We shall see.

KC: Codes Enforcement, et al

Code Enforcement Process:

"Code enforcement is an investment that pays off for a city and its citizens by helping to keep the city vital. The Neighborhood Preservation Division's (NPD) enforcement of the property maintenance code and the nuisance code helps to ensure that there is a minimum level standard required for maintaining properties in Kansas City, Mo. The division provides professional code enforcement services with the goal of improving and stabilizing neighborhoods, protecting property values and helping to promote a healthy, safe environment."

Complaints concerning possible code violations are turned in to NPD through three primary sources:
(1)Citizen complaints submitted to the Action Center (immediate neighbors, Neighborhood Association, or other assholes)
(2)Citizen complaints submitted directly to NPD (usually through Neighborhood Association or some other asshole)
(3)Code violations picked up in the field by the inspector (rarely)

The problem with this process is the discriminatory fashion in which the nuisance codes are applied. San Francisco had a similar process in which a codes inspector resigned after controversy surrounding a house that was target of Code Enforcement. Ethics violations are not the only problems facing a process like this. Santa Monica's City attorney maintains "a main principal with enforcement is that it has to be fair and even-handed," City Attorney Marsha Moutrie said. "When the issue is aesthetic it becomes harder for people to understand why you have to enforce the law for everyone, but it still has to be enforced fairly if it is going to be enforced at all, like any law." This is not the case in kansas City

In many cities they have adopted standards by which codes violations must be visible from the property of the complaining party. In other words, people would not be allowed to walk around someone elses neighborhood with a clipboard full of addresses they plan to email to their friend who works for Old Northeast, who in turn emails it to their friend who works in Codes enforcement, who dispatches somebody like Clinton out here in the Northeast looking like a gaunt prospector mumbling "well, if they can't afford to fix it up they'll have to sell it to somebody who will". Codes enforcement is a very important issue in Kansas City due to the declining housing stock although should not be the centerpiece of anyones campaign. Mark is inching his way slowly to the political suicide watchlist.

Lets talk about why people are being asked to leave drug treatment due to lack in funding while COMBAT holds on to a Bazillion dollar surplus. Lets talk about why people have to wait 30 minutes or more for an officer to arrive after 911 call, if they arrive at all. Lets talk about why Downtown continues to be the centerpiece of development, while totally ignoring the rest of the city (which is crumbling apart by the way). Lets talk about why the council approves Payday Loan and pawn businesses in our area when there's already 500 of them. Lets talk about why they clean our street up once a year for the annual bike race but rarely see them again until next year. Lets talk about why they have a bus system (strategically designed routes) which make it nearly impossible for Northeast residents to access certain areas of the city, or other distressed areas as well.

Lets talk about why candidates for council and mayor refuse to take a position which lends itself to:

(1) Forcing KCPD to do its job, maybe even putting the department under council control.
(2) Forcing Parks and Rec to do their job instead of sitting in their trucks all day at the concourse.
(3) Forcing Public Works to care for the streets.
(4)Making contractors receiving city contracts accountable for their work and the ones who fail the city are not offered contract renewal.
(5)Actually acting like they have a set of nuts and assuming the leadership roles you've been entrusted with.
(6)Encouraging every possible branch of local government to hit our streets and do the jobs they've been hired to do.

Thats all. I know I've totally raised the bar for our new mayor and council.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Mark Forsythe Prefers Fresca




After experiencing serious health problems I've decided to stop drinking a twelve pack of coke a day. I've started drinking more water and can't say I'm experiencing positive side-effects at this time. Pepsi's not much better although I found this banned commercial to be pretty funny. Currently, I am weighing the options between dying of diabetes, or a sure prison sentence if I don't resume drinking caffeine again. In other words, what the hell do they put in this stuff to make you feel like you're duct-taped, lying flat down in the bed of a pickup truck speeding through the winding hills, with bowling balls rolling around. I feel like shit. Tony at Tonys Kansas City has a less than appetizing picture of something ooozing out of pepsi when boiled. It looks like something straight out of someones ass.

LINC Expelled from Schools

Apparently, changes are on the way for before and after school programs in Kansas City. The District expelled LINC from school in lieu of a more affordable service although "parents won't notice anything except that we have certified teachers and it's more academically oriented," said District Superintendent Anthony Amato. In other words, LINC provided a non-certified service to our school districts before and after programs. Joe Amato was quick to point out "as far as I'm concerned, LINC is a valuable partner and will continue to be valuable partners," Amato commented. "Parents need a program in the morning, whether [run by] LINC or the district, because if they have to work they need somewhere to drop kids off so they can protect the family." LINC will be valuable partners elsewhere, Joe. By the way, LINC is one of the agencies absorbing extraordinary amounts of resources from the city which is mostly utilized to support the organization itself, rather than benefit the community.

Is honesty the best policy?

Theres never a dull moment in my neighborhood. My neighbor calls me last night, "Hip, Hip"..."come outside, its the Police". I'm thinking, so, they're always out there nowadays, since all the blogging action. So I go outside anyway. The real plan was the neighbor wanted me to find out what was up. Thats what I do.

Appparently, a male (no racial indicators are given intentionally) suspect picked up a prostitute on eastbound Independence Avenue and turned North onto Benton Blvd. The Police were sitting in Rent-a-Center lot and bolt after the guy. The suspect pulls into the driveway across street (not his house) and claims he lives there. The prostitute ( appearing higher than hell) jumped out of the car while the male suspect claimed him and his wife were just arriving home from dinner to scream "Officer, I was only going to suck his dick for money" and started telling all. In the end, the male suspect went to jail and the prostitute went over near 7-11 to pick up another prospective sex partner for money.

NOTE: While all this was going down about 20 police cruisers were driving eastbound about 80mph down Independence Ave towards Indy and Jackson where they apparently had some more action. Haven't heard yet what.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

COMBAT: 2006 Annual Report

COMmunity Backed Anti-Drug Tax program (COMBAT) 2006 Annual Report is a good read if you're interested in finding out part of the reason Kansas City is still a cesspool of illegal drug activity, crime, and general lawlessness.

According to COMBAT, COMBAT is:
"A sales tax-supported network of 80 community agencies that assists Law Enforcement in the war on drugs; provides treatment for non-violent offenders; and prevents youth experimentation with drugs, and prosecutes drug and drug related crimes. COMBAT divides the types of projects it funds in four major groupings: Prevention, Treatment, Law Enforcement, and Prosecution."

How well has it worked? It hasn't. COMBAT has a large (READ: shitloads of money) surplus and Kansas City has what it has, in spite of lower murder rate in Kansas City than 2005. The Commission is not totally void of a heartbeat because they maintain "the program strategy recognizes that an effective battle against drug abuse requires not only strict law enforcement and prosecution, but also prevention and treatment. COMBAT's law enforcement aim is to prosecute and incarcerate those who distribute and manufacture drugs or who have committed violent offenses because of their drug activity" while Kansas City Drug Enforcement Unit claims funding is not available for large purchases.

In other words, COMBAT's claim to success derives from large numbers of mere drug possession charges gathered by KCPD during routine stops in which the defendant pleads to some bullshit charge, admits personal powerlessness over his/her drug addiction, and receives a deferred sentence, while successfully jumping through the hoops of one of the 80+ community agencies (craftily designed agencies I might add!) who claim to "really" care although the transparency of the situation clearly indicates the 80 agencies are the real beneficiaries of these programs and not the community at all.

The tragedy of all this is outlined in the COMBAT organizational chart which clearly indicates
(1)The Jackson County Legislature, through its Anti-drug Committee, oversees and approves all COMBAT ordinances and resolutions.
(2)The County Executive appoints the COMBAT Commission, and
(3)The Prosecuting Attorney is the lead elected official and is responsible for most of the management of COMBAT.

In other words, the very same people who have mismanaged the majority of COMBAT funding (and all other funding for KC) are free to do the same in 2007 after playing a little game of musical chairs. I won't even go into questioning how a tax-supported network of 80 community agencies could possibly effectively abate the harsh realities of drug distribution/usage in a City while assisting a Police Department who are years from working together at a department level (Berkshire Study) or how all these community agencies receive overlapping funding to do a job they never plan to really start. Happy New Year Kansas City.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Guns-n-Hoses in Northeast KC

I wasn't even going to mention all the gunfire in Northeast Kansas City last night again until a friend of mine received an email from someone else in the neighborhood that was CC to me. He said it best for the current state of Northeast KC:

"I am so broke. I didn't even have money to buy shells so I could shoot off guns with the rest of the neighborhood last night at midnight"

and

"Unlike Times square, my balls dropped approximately 5 minutes after midnight (after 7-11/Auto-fire)".

On the brighter side of things we now have the hoses fixed on our washing machine so we can get back to our normal laundry schedule.

New Years Eve: The Hood

Everyone knows by now I live in the "urban core" as politicians like to call it. Plans are being hashed out as we speak for Re-Development (READ: tear up houses, displace residents, and make you somehow feel as good as possible about it) of the Scarritt District which the Neighborhood Association will be talking about tomorrow night I've heard. I've been invited. A bunch of times actually. I've read reports that "crime is down" in one newspaper, "Kansas City has taken St. Louis' title for most violent city" yada yada fuckin' yada. Of this, I know you cant believe everything you hear. Unless of course, it's New Years Eve in the hood.

New Years Eve in the Hood is a trip (last night was my third). The Cubicle Gangsta has her own take on New Years in the Northeast. It started out I was planning on getting my running around done prior to the drunks being out, etc. Fat chance of that. People around here started partying last year and have not ceased. Many have never stopped partying for years. They drink where they want. They fight when they want. Police at Benton and St. John all night. Other neighborhoods......they have shootings, four people are hit, and its over with. Done. Not here. It's not always shootings either. Hookers out full force (one asked me at Fast Stop could she get a ride to the Motel for the night?), drug dealers slinging rock (one asked me at 7-11 was I straight?), and panhandlers asking for a dollar to get a bottle for New Years Eve(the only honest people out of the bunch to which I felt obligated to).

One thing for sure. Everyone has guns in this neighborhood and they proved it last night at midnight. Of course you could not prove it by violence stats, murders last night, or any other way. You'd just have to be there. At midnight shots rang out from every direction at Independence and Benton. People walk out their back door and shoot in the air for no apparent reason. I was listening to the scanner and heard reports of shots fired everywhere last night in Kansas City. Mostly in my neighborhood. I'm proud to say because it's illegal I did not participate. The Police would never admit it. Nobody would. I just keep thinking about all the fugitives in this area (very high percentages!) and how I'm sure they played some small part in this. Hopefully 2007 will be the year Northeast Kansas City (specifically Scarritt District) takes back their streets from assholes who like to fire random shots in the air for no apparent reason. When I approached the guy across the street today that I watched fire six shots from a revolver in his yard he said "they were firecrackers man". I said, Yeah...OK! And I'm fucking Vicente Fox dumbass.
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